Skip to main content
  1. Articles/

The Great Squirrel Rescue of 2023

<time datetime="2023-09-01 00:00:00 &#43;0000 UTC">September 01 2023</time><span class="px-2 text-primary-500">&middot;</span><time datetime="2024-02-28 22:28:09 -0600 CST">Updated: February 28 2024</time><span class="px-2 text-primary-500">&middot;</span><span>72 words</span><span class="px-2 text-primary-500">&middot;</span><span title="Reading time">1 min</span>
Evey Noblewise
Deception Skwirrel Life
Evey Noblewise
princess peeveypants
Table of Contents

The unreal made true #

that’s it. the humans have lost their ever-loving-minds. they have brought a baby squirrel into the house. AND they told us NOT to hunt him. apparently we’re trying to give him a shot at life or something. basically we’re a ranch now.

dad says there’s going to be a contract once the evil thing’s eyes are open. we still have time…..

SKWIRREL at home. This is unbearable.